sooo… this happened on my dash today…
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking love Jared Padalecki
just so you know
One day I hope to be like this person. A person that sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A person that is capable of being happy with the things he’s got. A person that knows he is loved, and gives back his love in return. I hope to become happy one day too, and be the person I want to be. So go right ahead and unfollow me for loving Jared Padalecki for what he is, because TO ME HE TRULY IS A PERSON TO LOOK UP TO.